VEGAS TRIP, MY FRIEND: SHROOMS AND STRIP SHENANIGANS

My buddy dude and I planned this epic getaway to Vegas. We were gonna crush the town, you know? First up, a little mind-bending potion to get the vibes vibrating. After that, it was straight to the tables, where we lost like kings. We saw some crazy performances – one involved a bear and a contortionist. The whole thing was absolutely bonkers.